gabrielle zevin writes

friday nonsense, no. 10: my parents’ pre-oscar dinner menu with puns. Having seen The Help, I’m a bit worried about the dessert. Mom and Dad have been making awesomely bad food puns for years.

Hello Fellow Cinemaphiles,

  

Please join us for Pre-Oscar Dinner on Friday, February 25^th.

Nominations are:

 

Appetizer: 

Eggstremely good and incredible caviar

 

Entrée:

Scallops are better than War Horse meat

 

Side Dish:

The Descendants ate pineapple and rice

 

Dessert:

Just say no to The Help’s Pie

 

Please let The punny Artist know whether the envelope will say “yes, we’re coming, but no more bad puns please” or “no way”

 

Mom and Dad

friday nonsense, no. 9: my dog, nico, would rather not pose with my mom’s portrait of him.

friday nonsense no. 8: anthropomorphized dogs. Elsewhere readers will know that anthropomodogs are my weakness.

firsttimeuser:

William Wegman at Work © Madeleine de Sinéty

Friday Nonsense #4: My new boyfriend is one-dimensional and he doesn’t look all that into me. 

Friday Nonsense #2: Who votes for me to go see Breaking Dawn this weekend?

Also, you guys should check out Andrew Futral’s tracks, yo. Tell your friends.

andrewfutral:

allisonweiss:

andrewfutral:

Robin Browne’s AMAZING BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ME!

I died when I saw this. I DIED.

I STILL can’t get over this!

I need to put this is an amazing location in my home.

LOOK AT THIS!

LOOK!

Friday Nonsense: the usual suspects.

flavorpill:

Fast Food Mascots as Gangsters

“Kyle Falls was surely the best-dressed student on the first day of class at the Spruce Street School in Lower Manhattan.”

- From a New York Times story on the first day of school. 

I love this kid though I can’t help but wonder what he wore for day two.